- Unknown (via bukowskiwascorrect)
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
*DJs at your wedding*
*plays only power metal and refuses to break eye contact with your father*
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
- (via intractably)
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
i’m confused do I kill him or what