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do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

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cakejam:

”Free post and packaging”

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"On orders over $300"

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food-vacuum:

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

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theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

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kaisukes:

hroakie:

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nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

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methicals:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

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